Well, I Never!

OK, I'm now a visitor over at Jim's Stuff! He posted this, Cubby picked it up, and now I'm going to play along, too.

Here's how Jim explains it:

"Well I never...!
The first time I met some faire friends in Colorado we ended up playing a drinking game called 'I never...'
The idea is to tell the group something that you've never done. If someone in the group has done it they need to drink.
If only one person drinks they have to tell the group the story; 'OK, There I was....'
So I thought I'd turn this into a blog game or meme of sorts. I'm going to list some things that I've never done. If a reader has done it, you need to leave a comment stating what you have done... and tell us the story if you want. (or drink... lol) OK?"

Here we go with my "nevers"!

I've never...
...had sex with more than one person at a time (though a three-way would be HOT HOT HOT).
...been to a professional football game (nor do I have a desire to).
...done it in a church (it = sex, but I have done it at church camp).
...jumped out of an airplane (though I want to).
...eaten mountain oysters (though I lived in WV for 7 years).
...been on or ever desired to go on a cruise (my brother swears by them, but then, he hates planning anything. Better to just show up and be entertained, I guess).
...done drag (but my second experience in a gay bar was watching the Miss Gay Virginia Pagaent).
...wanted to do porn (but I like looking at it).
...had sex with someone older than me (always my age or younger, odd...hmmm).
...visited the US Capitol or White House (they're on my bucket list).
...done any illegal drugs harder than pot (and not that in a long, long, long time).
...had any wine that costs more than $20/bottle (I'm a cheap drunk!).
...driven a race car (wish I could, though!).
...owned more than 3 pets at a time (2 cats and a dog at one point).
...injured myself during sex.

OK, your turn! Pardon me while I go get something to drink!